The players are about three inches. The play is about thirty minutes. All of your favorite soliloquies are here, along with a motley of songs adapted for this truncated tragedy.

The celebrity finger puppets of the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild make up the cast, including Beethoven in the title role, Emily Dickinson as Ophelia, Robert E. Lee as Claudius, and Albert Einstein as Polonius.

Enjoy Shakespeare’s masterpiece as you’ve never seen it before: enlightening, entertaining, shorter (and smaller) than you’d think possible.

A mixture of reverence and hijinks, making Shakespeare accessible to all. It is a production for the ages, from 7 to 97.